Carly Rae Jepsen – Party For One
She's back! But will it be Carly Slay Jepsen, or Carly Rae Flopson?
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The Interrupters – She’s Kerosene
Remember ska? It's back! In Pog form!
Zara Larsson – Ruin My Life
Have you ruined a pop star's life? We want to hear from you!
Travis Scott ft. Drake – Sicko Mode
We gave them about a point for each separate song they crammed in here. Or we started at [10] and took one point off for each one. Possibly both.
Nile Rodgers & Chic ft. Craig David & Stefflon Don – Sober
Alfred with the most harrowing sentence of the year...
Lauren Alaina – Ladies in the 90s
Join us in December while we celebrate Twenty One Pilots' song-long Goo Goo Dolls paean called "1997"...
Jimmie Allen – Best Shot
Just good enough for your editor not to have an easy 3-point shot joke...
Hello Pro All Stars – Yeah Yeah Yeah
No word yet on whether Karen O is working on a song called "Hello Pro All Stars"...
MK x Jonas Blue x Becky Hill – Back & Forth
If only there were a joke to be made involving the song title and the varying scores...
Lauren Jauregui – Expectations
If only there were a pun to be made involving the score and the name of the defunct girl group...