Pale Waves – Eighteen

After one 1975 tour, one Jukebox appearance, about seventy-million singles, and, at last, one album, here's "Eighteen"...

Eminem ft. Joyner Lucas – Lucky You

The king of rude, ludicrous, lucrative lyrics...

Hozier ft. Mavis Staples – Nina Cried Power

Hozier pays homage...

LSD – Thunderclouds

Honestly this score is about on par for them, individually or together.

Freya Ridings – Lost Without You

This song is VERY VERY SAD.

Girls’ Generation-Oh!GG – Lil’ Touch

Boring pap from remnants of legendary girl group, or proof they've still got it?

6LACK – Nonchalant

6lack! 6ack on the Juke6ox!

Kris Kross Amsterdam & The Boy Next Door ft. Conor Maynard – Whenever

Remember Conor Maynard? Kind of!

Jason Derulo x David Guetta ft. Nicki Minaj and Willy William – Goodbye

You can all show yourselves out.

Hồ Ngọc Hà – Em Muốn Anh Đưa Em Về

Good morning! From Iain, a Vietnamese “top sad banger with filthy bass drop”...