Vremya & Steklo – Troll
Ukrainian duo ask not to be trolled; Maxwell does not oblige.
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Mabel & Not3s – Fine Line
Swapping feature credits like presents, but we are unmoved.
Rudimental ft. Jess Glynne, Macklemore & Dan Caplen – These Days
Here's an artist line-up created by drawing balls from a lottery machine. And nobody wins!
A-mei ft. Eve Ai & Lala Hsu – Catfight
And a couple of Taiwanese artists with a track that DOESN'T sound like the title... or does it?
Blacklist ft. Carla’s Dreams – Tequila
A Moldovan track that sounds exactly like its title...
Stray Kids – Grrr
Wins the award, if nothing else, for K-Pop Act With Most '00s Hype Machine Baby-Blog-Band Name...
Chvrches – Get Out
No, not that one...
En Vogue – Rocket
Blastoff...?
Dierks Bentley – Woman, Amen
And now a reading from the gospel according to Dierks...
Myléne Farmer – Rolling Stone
Three decades on the French charts, first time on the Jukebox...