The-Dream ft. Pusha T – Dope Bitch

But what would Jukebox c. 2009 say?… [Video][Website] [5.60] Jonathan Bogart: He’s lost none of his facility with lushness and ...

Love and Theft – Angel Eyes

Not that one, or that one, nor yet that one… [Video][Website] [3.89] Alfred Soto: There’s plenty of fools who still ...

Crystal Castles – Plague

Pay no attention to the picture. [Video][Website] [5.12] Patrick St. Michel: Rare are the YouTube comments that end up being ...

Porter Robinson – Language

Calling all semiotics majors… [Video][Website] [4.89] Iain Mew: There’s been a lot of music recently making use of video game ...

Lil Wayne ft. Big Sean – My Homies Still

Not to be confused with Eric Church’s “My Homie’s Still”. [Video][Website] [3.62] Jonathan Bradley: Oh god, how embarrassing. Hashtags, coke-brags, ...

Justin Bieber ft. Big Sean – As Long as You Love Me

We were originally going to do a Featuring Big Sean Day, but our writers would get all depressed and Sean ...

Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs – Household Goods

Wrong on four counts… [Video][Website] [5.91] Iain Mew: I guess if you’re actually called Orlando Higginbottom, Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs ...

T-ara – Day by Day

Nothing in this song sounds remotely like this photo, alas… [Video][Website] [5.78] Patrick St. Michel: T-ara tend to do things ...

Kreayshawn – Go Hard (La.La.La)

Punctuation reproduced exactly, as much as it pains us… [Video][Website] [4.58] Michelle Myers: While her White Girl Mob cohorts Lil ...

Aaliyah ft. Fucking Drake – Enough Said

Enough said, indeed… [Video][Website] [3.15] Patrick St. Michel: Drake has a lot of “haters,” an issue he constantly brings up ...