Oh, my…
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Iain Mew: Sounds like “Mysterious Girl” crossed with the saddest of nursery rhymes, and the strangeness of the combination really can’t take it far before it just sounds a mess. Plus, you know, Bubbler Ranx was actually Jamaican.
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Jonathan Bogart: In principle I have no objection to pop music aimed at children of elementary school age, but the thin, determinedly naive nonsense on offer here is patronizing and — whenever the “dancehall” “toasting” breaks out — actively insulting.
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Lilly Gray: For me it’s the completely satisfactory unified dance combined with “wine like dat”; kind of like when someone tells you you’re about to drink milk but it is in fact orange juice.
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Will Adams: Skull & Haha’s contribution is unforgivably bad, but I’m not sure what else could have improved this Baha Men hellscape of a song.
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Thomas Inskeep: I gave their last two songs we covered [4]s, insisting that the last was too “cutesy-poo” by half. Well, this is even more cutesy-poo, with a faux-“island” vibe to boot.
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Alfred Soto: It’s too late and too warm for this kind of exertion about summer.
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