Calvin Harris – Summer
Like Camembert left in the July sun...
Example – Kids Again
Kids today! They don't respect nuthin'!
Trina – Money Ain’t a Problem
And, of course, trophy for Da Baddest...
Lorine Chia – Lost in My Mind
Though there is a trophy for "Most 'Meh' Reception"...
Young Money ft. Drake – Trophies
Sorry, Drake, but there's no trophy for being featured on the Jukebox twenty-nine times...
Wiz Khalifa – We Dem Boyz
Wiz reaches for the Auto-Tune, fares no better...
Phyno – Parcel
A bit of Nigerian ringtone rap that just misses the sidebar...
Toheart – Delicious
Judicious or malicious?
Florida Georgia Line ft. Luke Bryan – This Is How We Roll
OK, we were kidding about Skrillex, only because we have a bro-country quota to fulfill.
Phillip Phillips – Raging Fire
Whatever you're singing about, PhilPhil, we don't feel the same way.