Armin Van Buuren ft. Lauren Evans – Alone
Dutch trance DJ has a thought or two on the human condition...
Le Youth ft. Dominique Young Unique – Dance With Me
It's Vaguely Dance-ish Vaguely Pop-Like Vaguely Retro-y Day! And naturally it starts with a '90s R&B interpolation...
Kah-Lo – Exit Sign
A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie ft. Lil Uzi Vert – Reply
Just pretend Raye did the answer song...
Tory Lanez ft. T-Pain – Jerry Sprunger
Tory Painz? T-Lanez? Hold on, I'm still workshopping this...
Chris Brown ft. Lil Wayne & French Montana – Loyal
We hos have proven to be loyal to our general distaste of Chris Brown! That counts for something...
Enrique Iglesias ft. Marco Antonio Solís – El Perdedor
"Why don't you people ever cover AMERICAN telenovela theme songs!?"...
Ashanti ft. Rick Ross – I Got It
Proving what we've always known: Rick Ross is the modern day Ja Rule...
The Weeknd – Heartless
Same...
Omar Montes & Bad Gyal – Alocao
Old world reggaeton...