Anitta – Girl From Rio
Tall and tan and young and kind of okay..
Mariah The Scientist – 2 You
Pivoting to the Mariah Jukebox...
Jam & Lewis ft. Mariah Carey – Somewhat Loved (There You Go Breakin’ My Heart)
Really, we didn't plan the score this way...
Anne-Marie & Niall Horan – Our Song
Pictured: Niall riding shotgun with his hair undone in the front seat of her car...
Roddy Ricch – Late at Night
Vincent Price does not make an appearance...
Chris Young & Kane Brown – Famous Friends
Dropping some names...
ArrDee – Oliver Twist
He makes bangers, not anthems; leave that to the Artful Dodger...
Bad Bunny – Yonaguni
He isn't sad, just uninvolved with the societal proscription of eating alone...
Måneskin – I Wanna Be Your Slave
Eurovision group get second hit, and now well on their way to overtaking Gina G in terms of success.
Jorja Smith ft. Shaybo – Bussdown
Hustling smokily onto the sidebar...