Pop, to two decimal places
I mean, obviously I’ll be laughing on the other side of my face when he gets poached by, I dunno, Wolves or someone in the summer, then goes on to form a massive eight-goal partnership with Kevin Doyle, but for now, he’s ours, and he’s clearly the third-greatest footballer in history. Behind Le Tiss and Marsden, in case you needed to ask…
Call him what you like, he’s still not gonna score as many as Rickie Lambert this season…
Also, I know you probably ain't missed the Saints references in this business, but something actually good happened yesterday...
FIVE-POST MONDAY! And what a way to kick it off…
Sorry, work's been a bit heavy this week so we've fallen a bit behind schedule. Have some geeks getting lasered by way of apology...
We've had some technical troubles, so sadly this was denied its place in our day of awful screengrabs...
Should really be an animated gif of Gotti refusing that water, cos he does that an awful lot in this video...
Bit of a warning – today’s screengrabs are a bit rubbish…
And Tuesday spills over into Wednesday…
Whereas with this bloke, it was his voice rather than his face…