Owl City – Fireflies
Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to encounter what may be either the two best or worst puns in Jukebox history. Take it away, gents...
Alexandra Burke ft. Flo Rida – Bad Boys
It's better than that shite Leona did with Akon...
Three 6 Mafia ft. Webbie – Lil Freak
So, we've had six female vocalists in a row - counterbalance time! (N.B. Webbie is not the one in the middle here)...
Katie Armiger – Gone
Texan teen doesn't exactly bring the house down...
Jade Ewen – My Man
UK Eurovision entrant attempts to be remembered as something other than UK Eurovision entrant...
Hope Sandoval & The Warm Inventions – Blanchard
No Whitney, No Cry...
Whitney Houston – I Look To You
She may not be a lady, but she's all Whitney...
Whitney Houston – Million Dollar Bill
She's every Whitney...
Miley Cyrus – Party in the USA
And it's fuckin' raining in Leeds...
Ellie Goulding – Starry Eyed
Presumably no relation to Bobbie...