Kasabian – Fire
The return of the blokiest blokes that ever did bloke...
Pop, to two decimal places
The return of the blokiest blokes that ever did bloke...
Clipse now officially as important as Estelle...
Rapper ternt actor ternt rapper again...
Return of the pastel poobah...
Yes, that's Akon and T-Pain on the same song. Not in the same photo, though. That would just be silly...
Was gonna do the "not the snooker player" joke, but that's a bit worn out now, plus no non-British people would get it. And, well, most of the British people would struggle, too...
Eight years away, and he's back with a three-part concept album...
Because hell, we liked them so much last time...
If you thought the "We didn't have no innuh-net" bit of "All Summer Long" was the worst technology reference in pop - think again...
"Love, etc." is still in our top 10, then...