The Pains of Being Pure at Heart – Young Adult Friction
Going off the band name, what do you think they might sound like? Yes, that's right...
Basement Jaxx – Raindrops
One of those cases where the logo is prettier than the band...
Maia Hirasawa – South Again
Quirky Swede. Yes, another one...
Pink – Please Don’t Leave Me
Watch yer backs, hide the knives...
Green Day – Know Your Enemy
Back to save the world. Again...
Boy Better Know – Too Many Man
Wiley, Skepta, JME, Shorty and Frisco are party guys, and you know it...
Blackout Crew – Dialled
Lots of places have a North...
Blazin’ Squad – Let’s Start Again
Ooh, haven't they grown...
Jeremih – Birthday Sex
It's not even in a box...
SHONTELLAKON – Stuck With Each Other
Yes, technically it's Shontelle ft. Akon, but compressing the names of uninspiring artistic pairings to come up with imaginary enemies for Godzilla is fun...