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Jonathan Bogart: If this had been released ten years ago, a downtempo Café Ibiza refix of a Baby Bash hit might have been slightly cute, if inessential. Now it just feels like someone emptying out their hard drive because tropical house is doing well.
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Iain Mew: Schulz certainly isn’t going to do anything new with the instrumental, so it’s up to Yates and the song to freshen things up from wave after wave of familiarity. He does that, but unfortunately it’s by recreating Girls Aloud’s “Racey Lacey” with smarm in place of a sense of humour.
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Alfred Soto: Sounds like BT attempting a Hall & Oates track, an ode to a sweet talkin’ lady who confuses the hell out of the dumb ass singer. Don’t tell his guitarist and sampled strings though.
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Thomas Inskeep: Schulz, the laziest man in dance music, uses what I can only presume is a Casio preset for “laidback house” (shuffle beat, picked acoustic guitar) to back up Yates’ equally lazy lyrics, which steal their chorus wholesale from Baby Bash’s “Suga Suga” and piss all over it.
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Micha Cavaseno: Goofy, unremarkable, pointless MOR(E)DM, with such a perfectly cornball and soulless vocalist I half wondered if this was that Olly Murs song.
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Madeleine Lee: Is it just me or does the melody not quite match the backing track, especially on the chorus? It makes this song sound like a really well-done amateur mashup of the instrumental with the shinier pop song the vocals surely belong to.
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Ramzi Awn: “Sugar” has more potential than most songs on the market. It just doesn’t quite live up to it.
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Edward Okulicz: I would hate myself for it, but yes, I would dance to this.
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