Attack of the one-liners!
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Anthony Easton: Can I just have a nice cup of a tea and a lie in, instead?
[4]
Patrick St. Michel: Get an interesting idea, first.
[3]
Crystal Leww: This sounds like what it is: some 18 year old kid with a laptop making bloop bleep noises using generic wubs and drum hits from some program. It is a cheap imitation of everything that it is influenced by.
[2]
Brad Shoup: It’s all about that bass, which doesn’t get knottier, just louder.
[3]
Scott Mildenhall: Pretty much four minutes too long, as KSI realised. There’s too little variation — even when some seems forthcoming it doesn’t really go anywhere — and that leaves too much room for enjoyment to turn to boredom, and maybe even then irritation. The remastered version makes things sound a bit more slick, but it still retains the hallmarks of an amateur.
[5]
Will Adams: What is happening in the stereo field on this thing? The bass sits mostly on the right ear (and it’s way too loud), while the rhythm track (a bit too simple for my liking) gets pushed to the left. It feels like I’m listening to the real song lying on its side, but it’s still just as abrasive.
[4]
Alfred Soto: A bass line waiting for the right grime artist…in 2003.
[5]
Jonathan Bogart: Truth in advertising shouldn’t be such a revelation, but here we are.
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