Sunmi – Gashina
Former Wonder Girl, not so wondrous reception...
Neck Deep – In Bloom
"neck deep in bloom": a Welsh pop-punk band and their single, and also a bit of prose to borrow...
Katy Perry ft. Nicki Minaj – Swish Swish
*types "sports" and "feuds" into subhead, gets 100000000 pageviews*
Robin – Me Tehtiin Tää
Google currently has over 440,000 results for "Finnish Bieber". Let's review.
Jackson Wang – Papillon
Two Rick Ross comparisons? This can't end well.
Sam Smith – Too Good at Goodbyes
But only middling at songs about goodbyes.
Picture This – Addicted to You
Irish chart-toppers, but they're yet to win over the Jukebox...
Ne-Yo – Another Love Song
Another one...
Hailee Steinfeld & Alesso ft. Florida Georgia Line & watt – Let Me Go
Oh good, it's... all these guys.
Leningrad – Ch.P.H.
Cheetos, Pretzels, Hummus?