Alina Devecerski – Armé

There is basically no news context today in which a video made of MASSIVE FUCK-OFF TANKS would fly well, but pop's gonna pop...

Wizkid – Show You the Money

The title might put a Nelly song in your head, but the video might put another Nelly song in your head...

Crystal Kay – Dum Ditty Dumb

Finally, a genre name to rival "Hollywood sadcore" in the "wtf no" stakes.

Juicy J ft. Nicki Minaj, Lil Bibby, & Young Thug – Low

Your search for "singles jukebox" "nicki minaj" returned 1,000,000 results.

Winner – Empty

As far as names go, we side with that of the title over that of the artist...

Flo Rida ft. Sage the Gemini – GDFR

Your editor doesn't know enough about professional wrestling to write a witty caption, so take it away Dan...

Dirty Heads – My Sweet Summer

Get ready for the fall...

Majid Jordan – A Place Like This

I can't top Patrick's line.

Rayven Justice – Might As Well

Single of the year.

iLoveMakonnen – Club Going Up on a Tuesday

"Me and you/Rendezvous"