Usher – Good Kisser
But then what's the euphemism for actual kissing?
MNEK – Every Little Word
Finally, someone sticking up for "a" and "I" and "to" and "it"...
MKTO – Classic
References beget references...
Cher Lloyd – Sirens
That "Chandelier" song is growing on me...
Sheppard – Geronimo
Buckle in, folks, we're expecting the first livid commenter in about an hour...
Coldplay – A Sky Full of Stars
Gunning for that crucial Babylon 5 demo...
Indiana – Solo Dancing
The joke is that all of the Jukeboxers go out dancing alone to the same club every Friday -- and they don't even know it...
Ifi Ude – Fala
Sadly there doesn't seem to be a Polish-Nigerian singer-songwriter spot in Eurovision...
Justin Timberlake – Not a Bad Thing
We promise we'll wait another ten years before doing another JT song. Of course, so will he...
Santana ft. Miguel – Indy
Songs have been built on worse puns, but I can't think of any right now.