Aloe Blacc – The Man
"Why are they yelling at Kaepernick? They should be yelling at [INSERT UNPLEASANT ARTIST OF YOUR CHOICE THAT YOU HAD TO ENDURE AT THE GRAMMYS LAST NIGHT] instead!"
Pop, to two decimal places
"Why are they yelling at Kaepernick? They should be yelling at [INSERT UNPLEASANT ARTIST OF YOUR CHOICE THAT YOU HAD TO ENDURE AT THE GRAMMYS LAST NIGHT] instead!"
A few things have happened since we last checked in on her, like having the biggest debut record for a female R&B artist in over a decade...
in which we ask ourselves what this "joy" thing is...
You look as shocked as we are to see you ba-ba-back on the site after eight years...
It's pronounced ruh-vussian...???
...and mind on my money.
"Dark star" more like
Meanwhile, our approval remains safely guarded from these two.
We're not going to go home with you, Niall, but you can buy us a drink.
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