3OH!3 ft. Ke$ha – My First Kiss
From sea to shining sea...
Dizzee Rascal – Dirtee Disco
Boy very much not in da corner any more…
Kylie Minogue – All the Lovers
Saw the video for “Confide in Me” again at the weekend. This isn’t quite as good…
Scissor Sisters – Fire with Fire
So they’d quite like a hit in America now, then…
Aggro Santos ft. Kimberley Wyatt – Candy
UK rapper scores unlikely hit (i.e. I have no idea who this man is)…
Katie Melua – The Flood
After goodness knows how many albums (all featuring "The Closest Thing to Crazy", probably), finally time for a change of direction...
Fyfe Dangerfield – She’s Always a Woman
I think I can say, without any fear of contradiction, this is the dullest video I’ve ever screengrabbed...
Deniz Kurtel ft. Guests of Nature – Yeah
We think that photo’s her. It was on her MySpace, anyway…
Crystal Castles – Celestica
And at long last, we are finally down with the kids…
Katy Perry ft. Snoop Dogg – California Gurls
That’s what you get for waking up in Fresno…