Alexandra Burke ft. Flo Rida – Bad Boys
It's better than that shite Leona did with Akon...
Three 6 Mafia ft. Webbie – Lil Freak
So, we've had six female vocalists in a row - counterbalance time! (N.B. Webbie is not the one in the middle here)...
Katie Armiger – Gone
Texan teen doesn't exactly bring the house down...
Jade Ewen – My Man
UK Eurovision entrant attempts to be remembered as something other than UK Eurovision entrant...
Hope Sandoval & The Warm Inventions – Blanchard
No Whitney, No Cry...
Whitney Houston – I Look To You
She may not be a lady, but she's all Whitney...
Whitney Houston – Million Dollar Bill
She's every Whitney...
Miley Cyrus – Party in the USA
And it's fuckin' raining in Leeds...
Ellie Goulding – Starry Eyed
Presumably no relation to Bobbie...
Weezer – (If You’re Wondering If I Want You To) I Want You To
So it would appear we have issues with these...