Crookers ft. Kardinal Offishall & Carla Marie – Put Your Hands on Me

Still the only reason to give a shit about Kid Cudi…

Stefanie Heinzmann – No One (Can Ever Change My Mind)

Lars Ulrich unavailable for comment on this one…

Kano – Rock ‘n’ Roller

Want to make a Guy Ritchie pun, but this is already bad enough…

Duck Sauce – aNYway

House + scratching = condiments. Apparently…

T-Pain – Take Your Shirt Off

Sometimes, you just have to do it on your own…

Girls – Laura

You might not have expected us to like this. Well, guess what...

Alien Beat Club – My Way

The runners-up in the Danish version of X Factor - what do you mean, "so?"...

The-Dream – Sweat It Out

And so our top 10 gets just that bit less varied...

Reigning Sound – Stick Up for Me

Not sure if this is actually a single. Not sure I really mind…

Death Cab for Cutie – Meet Me on the Equinox

Eck. Win. Ox. THAT IS HOW IT IS PRONOUNCED, DAMMIT…