Tennis – Never Work for Free

A title only a blogger could love...

The Knife – Without You My Life Would Be Boring

The rare band where "a handful of elf pee" is not someone on AZLyrics fucking up...

Little Big Town – Day Drinking

Yes, it would've made sense to post "Hangover" last. I know, I KNOW...

Dierks Bentley – Drunk on a Plane

Not actually a really fun version of a Nirvana song...

Psy ft. Snoop Dogg – Hangover

Will our flaming ambivalence finally push this flop past 80 million views? Stay tuned...

Ameriie – What I Want

Still a better name change than that time Godspeed You! Black Emperor shifted the placement of their exclamation point...

Slow Club – Suffering You, Suffering Me

We are the reviewers who liked "Complete Surrender" and we get what we deserve...

Charli XCX – Boom Clap

[insert rebloggable John Green quote here...]

DJ Infamous ft. Jeezy, Ludacris, Juicy J, The Game & Hitmaka – Double Cup

Oh, Luda...

The Roots ft. Dice Raw & Greg Porn – Understand

Oh we understand. That's the problem.