Because of what’s not pictured, naturally…
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David Lee: I hope he got blue balls.
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Alfred Soto: Her hand’s on your knee? Riiiiiiight. Don’t try that coy act on me, mister.
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Alex Ostroff: Has automotive sex ever sounded so wholesome and boring? I’m not really convinced Easton has ever been or is interested in being all out of control, let alone in a car, and his utter lack of interest in “this little hot mess” as anything but a sexual outlet is disconcerting. Plus, he should really watch out for speed bumps.
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Iain Mew: Ah, what a cheery ode to acting in a way that has a decent chance of killing someone!
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Anthony Easton: While road handies are terribly exciting, and road head even more so, it isn’t the safest. Something like Highway 16 in Edmonton, during the night, is straight and broad enough, with big ditches, that it isn’t the world’s biggest crisis if you end up in one. Easton Corbin is from Florida, which seems to have more traffic and fewer straight lines, so I would be a bit concerned if he did that at his home.
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Katherine St Asaph: Then pull over, Florida Man. And maybe ask Ciara how to be sexy about this.
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Brad Shoup: God, Corbin, shove it up your shucks-hole.
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