Neither do we!
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Wayne Weizhen Zhang: A Buzzfeed listicle of swagger in which none of the five participants come close to having a standout moment.
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Alfred Soto: Faster than usual — Migos’ aerobics song, or, Migos’ exercise bike song.
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Brad Shoup: I guess this is what trap in the ’80s would’ve sounded like. No one’s jokes land, only Travis tries to sound like a problem, and I have no idea why Quavo started praying.
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Nortey Dowuona: Takeoff provides a K, Offset gets a X, Quavo just takes a F from Saweetie’s notebook, Travis Scott continues to cake off dumb white people who don’t like black people but like all that bass heavy beats, while Jeffrey comes in and rattles off a solid verse, takes his payment and goes back to….the bass, who has been beaten up by Lil Uzi Vert, who takes it to DJ Drama and Don Cannon, who finally tear up his terrible contract and drive the bass off to the hospital.
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Joshua Minsoo Kim: No one is trying here; I wish they gave at least a couple fxk.
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