Nero – Me and You

So that's three days in now, and we're still waiting for something to score over six. I tried, dammit...

The Vaccines – Post-Break-Up Sex

Iain Forrester's not finding much common ground with people this week, is he?...

Warpaint – Undertow

And now, some Americans…

Anna Calvi – Jezebel

Wanted to point out how she appears to have deliberately made herself look like one of the band in the “Addicted to Love” video, but I sense the pic isn’t really backing me up…

Jai Paul – BTSTU

There appear to be two photos of this feller on the internet. This is the one that gets used a bit less, so, since everybody loves an underdog…

Yuck – Rubber

Featuring ex-members of Cajun Dance Party, who we never reviewed, but I can’t imagine we'd really have gone for either…

Clare Maguire – You’re Electric

If I'd have reviewed this, I'd have compared her to the singer of Kosheen. As you're about to discover, no-one else quite agrees with me...

James Blake – Limit to Your Love

And where better to continue than with the grand runner-up…

Jessie J – Do It Like a Dude

And where better to start than with the grand champeen…

You’ll never sell more records than Gina G…

Which is our way of saying that The Singles Jukebox is back for the new year, and we’re kicking off ...