Merchandise – Enemy
In a whole bunch of these blurbs, we sound like we're channeling the kids from this commercial...
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RaeLynn – God Made Girls
And here I was thinking it was Professor Utonium...
Maroon 5 – It Was Always You
Yes, yes, it is.
BJ the Chicago Kid – Perfect
but HOW perfect...
3LAU ft. Bright Lights – How You Love Me
Anthony, explain seventeenth century devotional poetry to this fellow.
Calvin Harris ft. John Newman – Blame
Akon has agreed to take the blame for this being the umpteenth Calvin Harris single we've covered...
Gabylonia – Tirano
I dare you to find a better artist name...
Bobby Shmurda – Hot Nigga
The Shmingles Shmukebox: Shpop to Shtwo Shmecimal Shpaces...
Bebe Rexha – I Can’t Stop Drinking About You
To which the proper response is "penny for your draughts."
Tinashe ft. A$AP Rocky – Pretend
Meanwhile, Tinashe can't stop puttering about you...