Drake – Janice STFU

June 4, 2026

The Iceman cometh…


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Al Varela: No YOU shut the fuck up.
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Alfred Soto: “I feel like I’m on ecstasy,” he drawls like he’s on benzos. Smart enough to realize the title rewrites itself, he confines most of the vocal manipulations to the first half, like he’s waiting for the molly to hit; then he lets’er rip, and while none of the disses twitch as metronomically as the trap beat they’re defensive in the manner of a political candidate dropping in the polls who seizes a chance to slash at his opponent.
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Charli Jae Brister: Drake survived the two most devastating disses in rap beef history. Unfortunately, that has not improved his work. It’s Comeback Season like it’s So Far Gone like it’s Thank Me Later like it’s Take Care like it’s Nothing Was the Same and I forget the names of his albums after that. If you told me this was recorded at any point in the last 15 years, I’d believe you. The fact that it manages to reach average is a feat in itself.
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Julian Axelrod: This is one of the good ones?? Points docked for doing Chicago gang cosplay that’s unconvincing even by Drake standards.
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Will Adams: Is that an “I Follow Rivers” interpolation?!!?!
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Nortey Dowuona: Please, I again beg my fellow writers: do not give this a angry, disdainful review, but give it a gushing and earnest one if you sincerely love this song.  Respond to acts of desperation with indifference.
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Ian Mathers: Chat, have we considered taking the grey rock approach to Drake?
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