Jetta – Crescendo
*resist joke*
Pop, to two decimal places
*resist joke*
BLEH BLEH BLEH
The title refers to our treatment of her latest single, of course.
Today's posts were brought to you by the letter "You."
What's that song called again?
Too sad for snark...
The rare band where "a handful of elf pee" is not someone on AZLyrics fucking up...
A title only a blogger could love...
We do tend not to cover many wolf-masked Limp Bizkits...
Will our flaming ambivalence finally push this flop past 80 million views? Stay tuned...