Ludacris ft. Wiz Khalifa, Jeremih & Cashmere Cat – Party Girls
Definitely just say no.
Pop, to two decimal places
Definitely just say no.
Next up, a masked singer who presumably won't turn out to be, I don't know, Ninja...
Just say meh.
And who would show up next but Inna, scoring a full two points higher than past singles...
Say what you want about the tenets of Roko's basilisk, at least it's an ethos...
It's Vaguely Dance-ish Vaguely Pop-Like Vaguely Retro-y Day! And naturally it starts with a '90s R&B interpolation...
An Ed Sheeran verse: You bought it, you...
Dutch trance DJ has a thought or two on the human condition...
The score differential here should surprise no one...
It's Amnesty 2019! In which our writers choose singles from the year that we didn't get to. And what better way to get the ball rolling than with a song that's got something to say about pop music...