Kasabian – Fire

The return of the blokiest blokes that ever did bloke...

Keyshia Cole ft. Monica – Trust

That hair colour's a bit sensible, innit?...

Anthony Hamilton – The Point of It All

Was gonna do the "not the snooker player" joke, but that's a bit worn out now, plus no non-British people would get it. And, well, most of the British people would struggle, too...

Ace Hood ft. T-Pain & Akon – Overtime

Yes, that's Akon and T-Pain on the same song. Not in the same photo, though. That would just be silly...

Cam’ron ft. Skitzo and Byrd Lady – Cookies-N-Apple Juice

Return of the pastel poobah...

Mos Def – Casa Bey

Rapper ternt actor ternt rapper again...

Lil Kim ft. T-Pain and Charlie Wilson – Download

If you thought the "We didn't have no innuh-net" bit of "All Summer Long" was the worst technology reference in pop - think again...

Fight Like Apes – Something Global

Because hell, we liked them so much last time...

Maxwell – Pretty Wings

Eight years away, and he's back with a three-part concept album...

Lady GaGa – Lovegame

We had to get round to her eventually...