Kasabian – Fire
The return of the blokiest blokes that ever did bloke...
Pop, to two decimal places
The return of the blokiest blokes that ever did bloke...
That hair colour's a bit sensible, innit?...
Was gonna do the "not the snooker player" joke, but that's a bit worn out now, plus no non-British people would get it. And, well, most of the British people would struggle, too...
Yes, that's Akon and T-Pain on the same song. Not in the same photo, though. That would just be silly...
Return of the pastel poobah...
Rapper ternt actor ternt rapper again...
If you thought the "We didn't have no innuh-net" bit of "All Summer Long" was the worst technology reference in pop - think again...
Because hell, we liked them so much last time...
Eight years away, and he's back with a three-part concept album...
We had to get round to her eventually...