AJ Mitchell ft. Ava Max – Slow Dance
It's the last dance bro...
Six60 – The Greatest
Big in New Zealand, not so much here...
Michael Kiwanuka – You Ain’t The Problem
Since 2012 our standards for "the fivest [5] ever" have changed a bit...
Skrillex, Boys Noize & Ty Dolla $ign – Midnight Hour
We can't really feel its power...
Fetty Wap ft. Monty – Birthday
Here, we got you a present! Uh, pay no mind to the score...
Ed Sheeran ft. Stormzy, Jaykae & Aitch – Take Me Back to London (Sir Spyro Remix)
We can go drivin’ in... on my scooter...
Maddie & Tae – Die from a Broken Heart
This ain't their mama's broken heart...
Camila Cabello – Shameless
For us, shamelessness equals... perfectly average?
Khalid ft. A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie – Right Back
Supremely unobjectionable... but one of us objects!
Sunmi – Lalalay
Sadly they don't make a Mediocre flavour yet...