CupcakKe – Squidward Nose

This is definitely a song about a nose. Definitely.

CamelPhat & Cristoph ft. Jem Cooke – Breathe

Today in mysteries: Jem Cooke's bio says she's worked with Cher, but either it's a different Cher, it's some sample weirdness, or it's completely avoided the Internet...

Monica – Commitment

Super-like of mine...

Little Simz ft. Cleo Sol – Selfish

West London rapper and singer claim for themselves a sidebar spot...

Fedez ft. Dark Polo Gang – TVTB

It's been a controversial day so far, let's calm things down with something we can more or less agree isn't very good!

Tenille Townes – Somebody’s Daughter

...who had a boyfriend, who looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year...

Beck ft. Robyn & The Lonely Island – Super Cool

Now presenting a lineup probably thought up previously by some fanfic writer, probably one of us, in 2009...

LightSkinKeisha ft. B Smyth – Ride Good

But who's in the driver's seat?