Steve Aoki & Louis Tomlinson – Just Hold On
Maybe we'll be happier with a different One Direction member...
Machine Gun Kelly & Camila Cabello – Bad Things
Do you think we'll be happier about more kink and less One Direction?
Zayn & Taylor Swift – I Don’t Wanna Live Forever (Fifty Shades Darker)
We shift from our BBC Sound Of 2017 coverage to the pop charts, but we're not any nicer...
AJ Tracey – Buster Cannon
Lastly, AJ Tracey is adamantly NOT funky, but we threw him in anyway for giggles.
Anderson .Paak – Come Down
First a funky smell, and now a funky song.
Cabbage – Uber Capitalist Death Trade
Ergh, what is that smell? Did you boil it too long?
Jorja Smith – Where Did I Go?
Straight to the front of Thursday, Jorja.
Declan McKenna – Isombard
Let's play indie-pop touchstone bingo!
Dave – Wanna Know
So, can you seriously imagine yourself saying this to a friend: "I just heard this really great new artist. His name is Dave." No, neither can we.
Stefflon Don – Real Ting
Clapton rapper championed by Jeremih, others...