Aloe Blacc – The Man

"Why are they yelling at Kaepernick? They should be yelling at [INSERT UNPLEASANT ARTIST OF YOUR CHOICE THAT YOU HAD TO ENDURE AT THE GRAMMYS LAST NIGHT] instead!"

Summer Walker ft. Bryson Tiller – Playing Games

A few things have happened since we last checked in on her, like having the biggest debut record for a female R&B artist in over a decade...

Sharon Jones & the Dap Kings – Stranger to My Happiness

in which we ask ourselves what this "joy" thing is...

Friendly Fires – Silhouettes

You look as shocked as we are to see you ba-ba-back on the site after eight years...

French Montana ft. Post Malone, Cardi B & Rvssian – Writing on the Wall

It's pronounced ruh-vussian...???

Sam Smith – Money on My Mind

...and mind on my money.

Katy Perry ft. Juicy J – Dark Horse

"Dark star" more like

Juice WRLD ft. NBA YoungBoy – Bandit

Meanwhile, our approval remains safely guarded from these two.

Niall Horan – Nice To Meet Ya

We're not going to go home with you, Niall, but you can buy us a drink.

Bonus Tracks for Week Ending October 19, 2019

Can’t get enough Jukebox in your life? Here’s our weekly digest of what our writers have been up to lately: