Sigrid, Bring Me the Horizon – Bad Life
Sigrid and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.
Bree Runway – Somebody Like You
We've been runwaying around, always looking down at what we see...
Eurovision Song Contest 2022 – Semi Final 1
Hello! Is it Eurovision already? Why yes, yes it is. Like last year, we are going to do our Eurovision ...
Jack Harlow – First Class
Judging by the score, he's flying premium economy, tops.
Lizzo – About Damn Time
Your editor was about to say "but, your last single was only three months ago" before realising it was actually nine months ago. Since time is an illusion, let's disco...
Luke Combs – Doin’ This
If we weren't blurbing this? We'd probably just be blurbing something else...
Tate McRae – She’s All I Wanna Be
Last set of blurbs before the debut drops...
Soccer Mommy – Shotgun
In which we spot the deliberate mistake...
Son Lux, Mitski, David Byrne – This Is A Life
Are we right? Are we wrong?