Azzido da Bass – I Want U

German trance lad keeps spinning...

Hockey – Song Away

Think you'll actually find he sounds like Mark Knopfler...

Nneka – Heartbeat (Chase & Status Remix)

Drum'n'bass team help propel Nigerian singer to unlikely UK hit...

Leona Lewis – Happy

The X Factor's first global success gets ready to run again...

R Kelly ft. Keri Hilson – Number 1

Now Tinchy's lifted the hoodoo on songs accurately predicting their chart positions, it's basically open season...

Fuck Buttons – Surf Solar

Am tempted to make some kind of "Why did the pantomime cow cross the road" joke here, but I dunno that it'd work...

Trey Songz ft. Gucci Mane and Soulja Boy – LOL :-)

Kind of like the inverse of Hilary Duff calling one of her albums Dignity...

Los Campesinos! – The Sea is a Good Place to Think of the Future

EH YO I'MA LET YOU FINISH BUT "LONG LIVE THE UK MUSIC SCENE" etc., etc. ...

Delphic – This Momentary

EH YO I'MA LET YOU FINISH BUT "BORN SLIPPY" etc., etc. ...

Taylor Swift – Fifteen

EH YO I'MA LET YOU FINISH BUT "YOU BELONG WITH ME" etc., etc. ...