Trey Songz ft. Gucci Mane and Soulja Boy – LOL :-)

Kind of like the inverse of Hilary Duff calling one of her albums Dignity...

Fuck Buttons – Surf Solar

Am tempted to make some kind of "Why did the pantomime cow cross the road" joke here, but I dunno that it'd work...

R Kelly ft. Keri Hilson – Number 1

Now Tinchy's lifted the hoodoo on songs accurately predicting their chart positions, it's basically open season...

Los Campesinos! – The Sea is a Good Place to Think of the Future

EH YO I'MA LET YOU FINISH BUT "LONG LIVE THE UK MUSIC SCENE" etc., etc. ...

Mumford and Sons – Little Lion Man

Londoners get their folk on...

Taylor Swift – Fifteen

EH YO I'MA LET YOU FINISH BUT "YOU BELONG WITH ME" etc., etc. ...

Delphic – This Momentary

EH YO I'MA LET YOU FINISH BUT "BORN SLIPPY" etc., etc. ...

Cheryl Cole – Fight For This Love

The first Girls Aloud solo single, if you don't count that thing Cheryl did with will.i.am...

Jason DeRulo – Whatcha Say

Wherrrrre are we...

Future of the Left – Arming Eritrea

Not actually a single. Well, not yet, anyway...