Alexandra Burke ft. Flo Rida – Bad Boys

It's better than that shite Leona did with Akon...

Owl City – Fireflies

Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to encounter what may be either the two best or worst puns in Jukebox history. Take it away, gents...

Jade Ewen – My Man

UK Eurovision entrant attempts to be remembered as something other than UK Eurovision entrant...

Katie Armiger – Gone

Texan teen doesn't exactly bring the house down...

Three 6 Mafia ft. Webbie – Lil Freak

So, we've had six female vocalists in a row - counterbalance time! (N.B. Webbie is not the one in the middle here)...

Hope Sandoval & The Warm Inventions – Blanchard

No Whitney, No Cry...

Miley Cyrus – Party in the USA

And it's fuckin' raining in Leeds...

Whitney Houston – Million Dollar Bill

She's every Whitney...

Whitney Houston – I Look To You

She may not be a lady, but she's all Whitney...

Dan Deacon – Paddling Ghost

Sheeeeeee-it? Not exactly...