Kevin Gates ft. August Alsina – I Don’t Get Tired
On the Kevin Gates scale, the US only added jobs for 46,666 people last month...
The Weeknd – Can’t Feel My Face
Just hold on...
Shawn Mendes – Stitches
From Vine to Singles Jukebox odium in no time flat.
Pitbull ft. Chris Brown – Fun
911 from the 305!
Rita Ora – Poison
aka "Beer for Breakfast"
Goldroom ft. George Maple – Embrace
Our blurbs Embrace the... song... because... uh... the puns aren't all gold, okay?
Unknown Mortal Orchestra – Can’t Keep Checking My Phone
Can't Keep Blurbing These Songs...
Florence + the Machine – Ship to Wreck
Song to Blurb...
Alfredo Rios El Komander – Malditas Ganas
A high score for mouthpiece farts...
Lil Mama – Sausage
As the kids say, we are hip to all the latest dank memes...