Krept & Konan ft. Jeremih – Freak of the Week

It's DJ Mustard Day! Never mind that this day is occurring in 2015 and not, oh, several years ago! First up, original recipe...

Alessia Cara – Here

Way to make us feel old, Alessia; you were -3 when "Glory Box" was released.

Chris Janson – Buy Me a Boat

T-Pain not included...

Leona Lewis – Fire Under My Feet

Sounds (and looks) uncomfortable.

Honey Cocaine ft. DJ Carisma – Sundae

Incidentally, Honey Cocaine is also the newest flavor of Pop-Tarts to hit the market...

The Weeknd – Can’t Feel My Face

Just hold on...

Shawn Mendes – Stitches

From Vine to Singles Jukebox odium in no time flat.

Pitbull ft. Chris Brown – Fun

911 from the 305!

Rita Ora – Poison

aka "Beer for Breakfast"