Bobby Shmurda – Hot Nigga
The Shmingles Shmukebox: Shpop to Shtwo Shmecimal Shpaces...
Gabylonia – Tirano
I dare you to find a better artist name...
Calvin Harris ft. John Newman – Blame
Akon has agreed to take the blame for this being the umpteenth Calvin Harris single we've covered...
Mike Jay – Birthday Suit
Speaking of Thicke's excesses, I'm gonna hijack this subhead to tell you all to read the Marvin Gaye lawsuit depositions -- the actual depositions, not the aggregated bizstuff -- because I'm not gonna get a better flimsy segue and they are already classic...
Tinashe ft. A$AP Rocky – Pretend
Meanwhile, Tinashe can't stop puttering about you...
Bebe Rexha – I Can’t Stop Drinking About You
To which the proper response is "penny for your draughts."
Gerard Way – No Shows
He's growing up...
Amy Lee – Push the Button
Do Sugababes also have a song called "Centuries"? I don't get the theme...
Fall Out Boy – Centuries
ft. Lolo as Suzanne Vega...
Aphex Twin – minipops 67 [120.2][source field mix]
Our original plan was to present each blurb and score as a string of hexidecimal characters...