Merchandise – Enemy
In a whole bunch of these blurbs, we sound like we're channeling the kids from this commercial...
Godsmack – 1000hp
A wild metal band appears...
3LAU ft. Bright Lights – How You Love Me
Anthony, explain seventeenth century devotional poetry to this fellow.
BJ the Chicago Kid – Perfect
but HOW perfect...
Maroon 5 – It Was Always You
Yes, yes, it is.
Bobby Shmurda – Hot Nigga
The Shmingles Shmukebox: Shpop to Shtwo Shmecimal Shpaces...
Gabylonia – Tirano
I dare you to find a better artist name...
Calvin Harris ft. John Newman – Blame
Akon has agreed to take the blame for this being the umpteenth Calvin Harris single we've covered...
Mike Jay – Birthday Suit
Speaking of Thicke's excesses, I'm gonna hijack this subhead to tell you all to read the Marvin Gaye lawsuit depositions -- the actual depositions, not the aggregated bizstuff -- because I'm not gonna get a better flimsy segue and they are already classic...
Tinashe ft. A$AP Rocky – Pretend
Meanwhile, Tinashe can't stop puttering about you...