Jake Owen – Days of Gold

Your editor tried to write a tagline about something other than an overpowering lust for Jake Owen's taut midsection, and failed.

Moby ft. Wayne Coyne – The Perfect Life

Meanwhile, in irrelevance...

The Killers – Shot at the Night

WE GOT BLURBS BUT WE'RE/NOT REALLY FEELING THIS...

Especia – Midnight Confusion

The J-Pop single title befuddled memories of the Grass Roots' second-best song demanded!

Sky Ferreira – You’re Not the One

The follow-up at least three of us demanded!

G-Dragon ft. Sky Ferreira – Black

The team-up the fans demanded!

Sharaya J – Smash Up the Place

Consider our wigs sniggidy-snatched.

Sheryl Crow – Easy

Well, if it makes her happy...

3Ball MTY ft. Becky G – Quiero Bailar

The only time 3Ball have been the oldest people in the room.

Tim McGraw – Southern Girl

(Spoiler: We did.)