One Direction – Story of My Life
Their fans are getting older, but are they 40 yet? Maybe!
Pop, to two decimal places
Their fans are getting older, but are they 40 yet? Maybe!
Yeah, you're pretty... Pretty Wreckless Eric! Wait...
We liked her back when only Lex liked her...
The future's so... bright?
That's right, a Lennon/McCartney cover.
Our highest-scoring metal track ever?
Next week we're going to sell out completely.
Check with your provider whether you qualify for an early handset upgrade.
Look, at least it's not a transparent euphemism for an erection. Unless it is.