Neon Hitch – Fuck U Better

Maybe the radio edit can be "Pork U Better."

Marcus Collins – Seven Nation Army

Someone's going to buy this, we're just not sure who.

Jack White – Love Interruption

Today: Song titles that sound like lines from knock-knock jokes (not really).

Whitney Houston

Whitney Houston’s voice was built for the ages. Fittingly, her success spanned a long period in a time when pop ...

Conor Maynard – Can’t Say No

Who's got one thumb and a Youtube account?

All American Rejects – Beekeeper’s Daughter

Wait, is this supposed to be a pun on farmer's daughter? That's an awful long way to go for such a whiff of a punchline.

Alexandra Burke – Elephant

Today's theme is distractingly skinny singers.

Xenia – Sing You Home

Doctors say she's the illest, 'cause she's suffering from realness...

Chairlift – I Belong In Your Arms

Yep, we've definitely gone soft.

Zebra Katz ft. Njena Reddd Foxxx – Ima Read

Zebra thinks his score should be higher.